In which a Pirate Dragon goes on with.... Oh look a cookie! Wait where was I doing?
—Ancient Norse Proverb (via introvenger)
I am physically shutting down. Cannot handle the cutesy.
a fabulous and total and utter superb man is sir ian mckellen
What makes it so great about him is that he really takes it in stride and reacts to some stuff like “well, good for the human race…someone should have thought of that back when I was alive” and some stuff he reacts to with “I think that may kill me, I’m not sure” and honestly gets frustrated and doesn’t just act stupid. He’s not really being played for laughs, he’s legitimately “ABBIE I CAN’T UNDO THE DOOR! ABBIE PUSH THE WEIRD BUTTON THING THAT UNDOES MY DOOR!”